What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:20
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Need a different reason to eat more fiber? How about microplastics? - The Seattle Times
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Starliner future plans still in limbo - SpaceNews
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Northern Lights Alert: 8 States May See Aurora Borealis Monday Night - Forbes
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
This seed is rich in protein, magnesium, and helps grow muscle mass - Earth.com
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
No way
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Just Forget it!
FIFA Club World Cup predictions: Who are tournament favorites? - MLSsoccer.com
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.